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Get Funded: Conquering the Government Gig in 3 Easy Steps (Even Your Accountant Will Be Proud of You

Honey, let’s face it: the entrepreneurial life is glamorous, exhilarating, and occasionally terrifying. One minute you’re pitching your genius invention to a room full of VCs, the next you’re living on ramen and dreaming of private jets. But what if there was a funding source so stable, so reliable, it could make even Martha Stewart jealous? Enter the world of government contracts, my darling!

Before you break out the confetti cannons and hold champagne flutes. Navigating the labyrinthine world of government procurement can feel like deciphering ancient Mayan texts… in heels. But fear not, fearless femme founder! This blog post is your Rosetta Stone, packed with three bite-sized steps to transform you from “Startup Siren” to “Funding Queen.”

Step 1: Government 101: Decoding the Procurement Puzzle

Think of the government as a giant shopping spree with an endless budget (well, almost endless). They need everything from paperclips to spaceships, and guess what? Your business could be the answer to their prayers. To tap into this goldmine, you need to understand how they operate. Learn the lingo – “DUNS number”? “NAICS codes”? Consider it your secret decoder ring for unlocking the treasure chest of contracts. Resources like SBA.gov and PTACs (APEX Accelerators formerly known as Procurement Technical Assistance Centers) are your best friends here. Think of them as your government gurus, dispensing wisdom and free coffee (score!). Congress was instructed in 1985 to expand the number of businesses capable of participating in government contracts.

The National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for FY 2020 ordered the PTAP to move to Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition and Sustainment (USD(A&S)); and the DoD Office of Small Business Programs (OSBP) began to manage and operate PTAP with a new name, APEX Accelerators, effective FY 2023. The APEX Accelerators program focuses on building a strong, sustainable, and resilient U.S. supply chain by assisting a wide range of businesses that pursue and perform under contracts with the DoD, other federal agencies, state and local governments, and government prime contractors.

Step 2: Niche Hunting: Find Your Government BFF

Not all government agencies are created equal, darlings. Imagine trying to sell your vegan dog treats to the Department of Defense. Not a good look. Instead, identify agencies that need what you offer. Do your research, honey! Scour websites attend industry events, and network like a social butterfly on Red Bull. Find your government soul mate, the one whose procurement dreams perfectly align with your entrepreneurial brilliance.

Step 3: Register and Rise: Claim Your Place in the Funding Food Chain

Once you’ve found your niche bestie, it’s time to make it official. Register your business in the System for Award Management (SAM) – think of it as your government business card, the key to unlocking the contract kingdom. Get a DUNS number, and figure out your NAICS and Federal Service Codes (it’s not as scary as it sounds, promise!). These are like your government license plates, letting everyone know you’re ready to play.

Bonus Round: Slay the Pitch Deck and Slay the Day

With your government BFF identified and paperwork in order, you’re almost there! Now it’s time to craft a pitch deck that’ll make Uncle Sam weak in the knees. Think compelling, concise, and tailored to your specific agency. Show them how your business solves their problems like a sequined superhero. Remember, honey, you’re not just selling a product, you’re selling a solution. Need assistance? Reach out to Rich Girl Code Academy.


Conquering the world of government contracts isn’t a walk in the park, but with these three steps, you’ll be strutting down Wall Street (well, maybe Main Street) like a funding goddess. So put on your power suit, channel your inner Serena Williams, and get ready to win!

Let’s make getting funded your next power move, shall we?

Remember, darlings, with a little bit of hustle and this handy guide, you’ll be rolling in contracts and celebrating with champagne wishes and caviar dreams. Now go forth and conquer, my beautiful, business-savvy boss babes!

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